hahahha

(Source: cultofkimber, via wank-r)

comehere-letmeholdyou:

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

I want an owl so badly

(Source: youtube.com, via theabominabletwat)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via kmamaaa)

(Source: sex-edge, via ubhie)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

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too small

(via the-dawdle-queen)

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

(via kmamaaa)

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(Source: paradisaic1, via unofficialnasa)

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via schwartzanigga)

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

(via the-dawdle-queen)

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

(via manipulateddaydreamss)

nomadicvision:

Top Down on Flickr.
Via Flickr: An aerial view of the inviting looking beach of Oludeniz - one of the most famous beaches in Turkey. Jon Reid |  Portfolio  |  Blog  |  Tumblr

nomadicvision:

Top Down on Flickr.

Via Flickr:
An aerial view of the inviting looking beach of Oludeniz - one of the most famous beaches in Turkey.

Jon Reid | Portfolio | Blog | Tumblr

(via italian-luxury)

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

(via death-by-lulz)